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About Porn……


I have been thinking about porn recently…..well when I say recently it’s not like I just discovered porn or started appreciating watching porn. It’s just that I was thinking about Porn….things like:

The views around Porn:

  • The Church/Moralist view – It is wrong because it takes advantage of others, plants ideas in your head, doesn’t portraying sex in the way God meant it to be had i.e. between two people. Their gripe over porn is that it easily gets you to pleasure yourself and that’s a bad thing
  • The dude view – #mwanaume ni ku-ji-sort and porn is a necessary visual aid to for the process
  • The liberal view – It should be encouraged as people gratifying themselves in the way they deem works best for them. Also it is a willing buyer willing seller sort of thing. If you don’t want to view/participate then don’t. If you do (and you are over 18) then by all means do!
  • The artistic view – It is an expression of the human art form in it’s most basic and intimate act. It brings together two people one or more people exploring their most basic human instinct (Ask Freud, he concurs). This is kinda like the early days of greek art.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

And btw if you thought  you were quite the acrobat and creative lover – well kumbe these things were being done way way way way back – just type greek erotic art in your browser window and you’ll be schooled! I was

Then there are the interesting behaviours or interactions surrounding porn, like:

Purchasing/Acquiring porn

When I want to get porn there are various options but ultimately what I need is discretion. It’s not like I can walk to the local movie place where they sell movies for 50 bob and go like Uko na porno gani kali kali? So the options are…..

Download- this is convenient though the selection can be limited (unless you can pay online). Also you’ve got to have your own dedicated computer and internet – where you are sure no one else will accidentally bump into your internet history or downloaded files!

Buy off the street – well this type of purchase I find particularly interesting. It normally goes something like this:

Me walking down the street  with many stalls in tao kama hapo hivyo ambassadeour ama Ronald Ngala Street. I quickly scan the stall that has movies and scan the person selling the movies. If it’s a chick -No GO! If it’s a dude, then I can approach

Me: (casually flip through the movie selection) Sasa una movies gani poa?

Movie dude: He goes through a list of movies that i feign interest in.

Me: Gani ingine?

Movie dude: Continues with list and then he goes like ‘na pia niko na…….’

Me: Ebu nichecki (as he hands them to me clandestinely like drugs do the exchange in movies). I make a selection. He puts it in a plastic bag. I stuff it to the deepest section of my bag and move along swiftly.

Get from someone – I’m of the opinion that all dudes have porn somewhere! Really unless you are asexual then you probably have something stashed away for a ‘rainy day’. However despite that I find I am totally unable to bring it up with my friends. So I know other guys can get and exchange porn but I’m stuck in that sector. I just feel like I will be announcing ‘Ok I need to jerk off to something fresh and new’ anybody got something I can borrow?

Then there is the awkardness of where to store/keep porn.

This depends on your housing status. If you live with your parents – privacy levels differ from parent to parent – so to some you can just leave it in a drawer in your room and to others you need to keep it further…….

If you live with someone then you’ve got to be clear about where they stand on pornography and store it accordingly since you are sharing a living space and need to have some common courtesy. This applies whether the person is a room mate or a partner.

If you live on your own then hey – carte blanche!

Finally the issue of porn on your phone/gadget -

There are the people who always ask to see your phone. Now, if you asked to see my phone and go snooping in there then don’t get all OMG on me for what I’ve got on my phone! It is my phone for my use. So if you borrow the phone, check out whatever you wanted to and if you come across something else then…….smile politely, enjoy if you want to but let’s leave it there!

My take and view on porn is more of the liberal one – consenting adults, willing buyer willing seller and it is a necessary visual aid kwa mwanaume aji sort :)

  1. December 21, 2012 at 14:31

    Well reasoned piece as usual Sir. I think I’m the artistic/liberal type (Bi-something to put it mildly). I appreciate the human body and nudity in entirety and I don’t mind it being flaunted around in whatever manner or position and then Kuji-sort on those rainy days is also a definite Yes. A boy got needs I tell you! Happy Holidays!

    • December 21, 2012 at 15:41

      True dat, happy and safe holidays to you too!

  2. December 23, 2012 at 07:22

    all this years of bring on the internet and you don’t know there are tonnes pf free porn movies out there…….i am shocked …..but good read

    • December 23, 2012 at 16:45

      I’m in the dark, but please do share a couple of links

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